peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

artisticprick:

Last pokemon fusion I post for the night and probably the best one, in my opinion, so far.

karawarhol:

TANGODE

rebeccacablah:

I have come to the conclusion that I suck at drawing pokemon

genocidegeneration:

fasterfood:

if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’

Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one